| 微信 : ozyoyodotcom 联系邮箱 : [email protected] 开启辅助访问 | 开启辅助访问 DIY

欢迎扫描左侧二维码, 加入【 昆州生活圈 】官方群

讨论各类【 昆州生活圈 】有关的信息

收藏 添加我帮您拉进群

打印 上一主题 下一主题

never laugh at chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[复制链接]

98

主题

1169

帖子

8万

积分

悠悠用户组1

积分
81805

小红花

QQ
跳转到指定楼层
楼主
Yon 发表于 2009-2-12 23:17:03
1128 13

本内容为网友发布信息,仅代表原作者观点,不代表本平台立场。

Never laugh at a Chinese!

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

OZYOYO提醒: 请避免提前支付订金、押金等任何费用,请与对方当面沟通,确认资质并看清条款。谨防上当受骗。

免责声明: 本网站所提供的信息,只供参考之用。本网站不保证信息的准确性、有效性、及时性和完整性。本网站及其雇员一概毋须以任何方式就任何信息传递或传送的失误、不准确或错误,对用户或任何其他人士负任何直接或间接责任。在法律允许的范围内,本网站在此声明,不承担用户或任何人士就使用或未能使用本网站所提供的信息或任何链接所引致的任何直接、间接、附带、从属、特殊、惩罚性或惩戒性的损害赔偿。

收藏收藏
沙发
石灰干燥剂 发表于 2009-2-12 23:19:54
先占个 sf再慢慢读~!呵呵,难得看到你发帖~
板凳
Brlsbane 发表于 2009-2-12 23:25:51
SMART ASS...
地板
提拉米苏 发表于 2009-2-12 23:30:22
这也想的出来。。
5
china_doll 发表于 2009-2-12 23:37:00
哇~~~ 有意思~~
华人就是厉害~~
6
﹎īναńсе 发表于 2009-2-12 23:44:47
哇好厉害.
7
茶叶 发表于 2009-2-12 23:48:41
hehe~    heard this one before from a US ABC friend and the guy is quite proud about himself is one of those Chinese in The States
8
qwwz 发表于 2009-2-13 00:12:38
晕死,好像原版的不是说中国人的。。。不过听起来还是蛮开心的哈哈
9
鸥子 发表于 2009-2-13 00:17:04
pretty smart man! indeed
10
懒得说话 发表于 2009-2-13 12:01:20
a millionnaire dont have a garage and do all this to save a couple of hundred bucks??
小楼独酌听风雨 发表于 2009-2-13 01:13

他是怕被偷
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

  • 发布生活圈信息
  • 〓 房产买卖平台 〓
    〓 整租租房平台 〓
    〓 生意买卖平台 〓

    Copyright @ 2019 OZYOYO.com. All rights reserved.

    分享本页

    客服号

    公众号