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ZT: 加菲猫的至理名言~~
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作者:
Jie
时间:
2009-5-15 16:13
标题:
ZT: 加菲猫的至理名言~~
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man ,there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
When two’s company, three’s the result!
两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
你学的越多，就知道的越多；你知道的越多，就忘的越多
I hate Mondays.
我讨厌星期一。(梦魇日的开始)
Poky，cover me. I’m going in.
波基，掩护我。我要行动了。(老板问起，就说我见客户去了。)
Trying to avoid your duties，huh？
竟然想逃避责任。(错过大单子，被老板K。)
I make a point to get it good everyday.
我每天都是吃不了兜着走的。(再错过大单子，小心我让你吃不了兜着走。)
How shall I outwit you this time？
我这回该怎么戏弄你呢？(老板怎么了，照样有办法对付你。)
It's a liver flavored.
这可是猪肝口味呀。(你家猫儿子最喜欢吃什么呀？)
That's even nicer.！
那个更是不错！(我家猫儿子更喜欢Pizza。)
Jump back. Kiss myself.
搞定。真佩服我自己。(每个人都应该相信自己。)
She is some beautiful.
她真漂亮。(这位MM是新同事？名花有主否？)
Uh， Mr. Pathetic， you've had a crush on her since high school.
可怜虫先生，你从高中开始就被她迷得神魂颠倒了。(我痴心不改。)
Would you please ask her out so she can reject you， and we can get on with me life？
你能不能把他约出来，好让她直截了当地拒绝你，然后咱们继续自己的生活？(是时候行动了。)
Wish me luck. Okay， go get'em，big tiger.
祝我好运吧。好的，大胆地冲上去吧。(不试试，我会后悔的。)
You the man. You the fella. You the boss.
你够男人，你是小伙子，你是老大。(她先约我了。)
So much time，and so little I need to do.
白日漫漫，我该如何消磨。(星期五的下午，让我欢喜让我忧。)
作者:
笨小孩
时间:
2009-5-15 16:28
oo......这个好
作者:
遗忘梦的星球
时间:
2009-5-16 12:27
哈哈~ 好贴~
作者:
Jie
时间:
2009-5-16 21:23
呵呵~~我觉得还蛮多挺经典的~~
作者:
笨小孩
时间:
2009-5-16 21:28
呵呵，好好学习下
作者:
sabrina
时间:
2009-6-28 09:40
哈哈，不错啊！！
想到就挺搞笑的！！
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