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标题: never laugh at chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [打印本页]

作者: Yon 时间: 2009-2-12 23:17
标题: never laugh at chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never laugh at a Chinese!

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

作者: 石灰干燥剂 时间: 2009-2-12 23:19
先占个 sf再慢慢读~！呵呵，难得看到你发帖~

作者: Brlsbane 时间: 2009-2-12 23:25
SMART ASS...

作者: 提拉米苏 时间: 2009-2-12 23:30
这也想的出来。。

作者: china_doll 时间: 2009-2-12 23:37
哇~~~ 有意思~~
华人就是厉害~~

作者: ﹎īναńсе 时间: 2009-2-12 23:44
哇好厉害.

作者: 茶叶 时间: 2009-2-12 23:48
hehe~ heard this one before from a US ABC friend and the guy is quite proud about himself is one of those Chinese in The States

作者: qwwz 时间: 2009-2-13 00:12
晕死，好像原版的不是说中国人的。。。不过听起来还是蛮开心的哈哈

作者: 鸥子 时间: 2009-2-13 00:17
pretty smart man! indeed

作者: 懒得说话 时间: 2009-2-13 12:01

a millionnaire dont have a garage and do all this to save a couple of hundred bucks??
小楼独酌听风雨发表于 2009-2-13 01:13

他是怕被偷

作者: 晴天娃娃 时间: 2009-2-13 12:42
cool.

作者: 大T木 时间: 2009-2-14 05:05
有意思！！！！

作者: 笨小孩 时间: 2009-2-17 20:17
厉害厉害~~~~

作者: city混子 时间: 2009-2-24 08:31
严重质疑故事的真实性，我感觉银行不会借钱吧。５　ｇｒａｎｄ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，不值得做得生意。　

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